Title: Model Behavior
Author: danceswithgary
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 1500
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: "That's funny. I always thought not wearing any clothes meant you were nude." Set in the Screen Savor 'verse, but may be read as standalone.

( Model Behavior )

Title: Romance Not Included
Team: Peace
Prompt: 'call of the wild'
Pairings: McKay/Sheppard, McKay/Carter, Carter/O'Neill (implied)
Rating: R
Warnings: Gratuitous abuse of geography, ornithology, botany, and quite a few other 'graphies and 'ologies and 'anies to support the boys' adventure in the great outdoors.
Word Count: 19750
Summary: There's one important thing to remember about islands; the only way to guarantee you'll find what you're looking for is to bring it with you. Written for 2000 mcshep_match, inspired by 'Six Days, Seven Nights,' any number of Harlequin romances, and a certain sitcom.

( Romance Not Included )

Title: Ballot Bits
Author: danceswithgary
Pairings: (Clark/Lex )
Rating: G to R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 1000
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: I offered drabbles as out-and-out bribes to vote for Team Peace in the 2009 McShep Match Drabble Tree Voting.


For: allzugern who requested old school CLex
(This could probably fit later seasons, too.)

(  Deliverance from Evil  )


For: twinsarein who requested old school CLex with library or reading

( Higher Education )


For: lexalicious70 who requested Lex as bottom

( Command Presence )


For: jlvsclrk who requested Clex driving fast cars

( High Stakes )


For: elesecks who requested old school Clex, first times

(  How It Began )

For: gyri who requested old school Clex rescue scene, with budding romance

( Budding Romance )


For: miss_tress who requested Clex (Whatever bunny hops into your head is fine with me)

(  Hoppily Ever After )


For: xelloss100 who requested Clex, clueless!Clark

(  No Longer Clueless  )


For: zephyr_macabee who requested Clex and something to do with hair

( Winding Down )


For: rosy5000 who requested Clex and a surprise picnic

( Lunch Break )

Title: A Stop at Willoughby
Author: danceswithgary
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: PG-13 to R
Warnings: Implied suicide attempt of minor character
Spoilers: Vague references to SG-1 '48 Hours' and 'Redemption'.
Word Count: WIP
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: It was just supposed to be a place to stop and take a breath while he figured out what to do for the rest of his life. An SG-1/SGA AU inspired by Farewell to Harry.


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(  A Stop at Willoughby )

Title: Interlaced
Author: danceswithgary
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Vague at best, playing fast and loose with SG-1 and SGA canon
Word Count: 17,600
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: It was a chance to start over, a new life. Now, he's not sure it was such a good idea. (SGA/SG-1 fusion with 2002 movie, 'Cypher')



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( Interlaced - Part 1 )

Title: No Whales This Time
Author: danceswithgary
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, Rodney McKay/OFC (sort of)
Rating: R for language
Warnings: None, may be read as slash or close friendship.
Spoilers: Mild for 'Inferno' and 'Ice Men'
Word Count: 315
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: Rodney has a nightmare. Crack!fic crossover with Ice Men.

( No Whales This Time )

Title: The Haze of Time Recalled
Author: danceswithgary
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: R
Warnings: A minor with a vivid imagination
Spoilers: Minor through S5
Word Count: 1500
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: Sometimes a dream can mean everything.


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(  The Haze of Time Recalled )

Title: Screen Savor
Author: danceswithgary
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: R
Warnings: No, the title is NOT misspelled. John is American and leaves that pesky 'u' out of savour. *grin*
Spoilers: Through S4 (Contains paraphrased dialogue from several S3 and S4 episodes and twists the timeline a bit)
Word Count: 9060
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: It was the perfect setup - a little girl with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a pink tutu. What woman could resist?



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( Screen Savor )

Sequel: The Glitter Strikes Back

Title: By A Thread
Author: danceswithgary
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: 4.16 - Trio
Word Count: 5350
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: John's not feeling comfortable about his decision to let Carter, Keller, and McKay leave Atlantis without him. There may be a few other issues to deal with as well.


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( By A Thread )

Title: Lived By The Sea
Author: danceswithgary (danceswithgary@yahoo.com)
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: R
Warnings: SG-1 / pre-SGA episodes may experience timeline compression and expansion. Please stow all carry on assumptions in the overhead compartments and return your seat to the upright position in preparation for take-off.
Spoilers: SG-1 3.18 - Shades of Grey, 4.15 - Chain Reaction, 5.11 - Desperate Measures, 5.14 - 48 Hours, 5.12 - Wormhole X-Treme, and 6.01 - Redemption Part 1, 6.02 - Redemption Part 2, 6.11 Prometheus, SGA - 1.01 - Rising
Word Count: WIP
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: When Dr. Rodney McKay left a top-secret government project under a cloud of shame, he was warned that he’d never be able to publish in his field. Excluded from a cutthroat world dedicated to the concept of ‘publish or perish,’ he found another way. (SGA/SG-1 crossover AU)


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( Lived By The Sea )

Title: Refining Gold (Beautiful Mess Remix)
Author: danceswithgary (danceswithgary@yahoo.com)
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: R for language
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 3120
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: The crash had been a shock for all of them. The instantaneous loss of power had left John piloting the equivalent of a large rock. John and Rodney spend some quality time in the desert. My original Refining Gold remixed for artword 012 - Second Chances Challenge. The rework was based on gingertheory's 'Beautiful Mess'.

( Refining Gold (Beautiful Mess Remix) )

Title: I Believe You Now
Author: danceswithgary (danceswithgary@yahoo.com)
Pairing: Clark/Lex, Clark/Ollie
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 1550
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: Clark has something to confess to Lex.


( I Believe You Now )

Title: Fried Cheese And Castles
Author: danceswithgary (danceswithgary@yahoo.com)
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 8100
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: A trip abroad offers two weary men a chance to regroup and reconnect.

(  Fried Cheese And Castles - Part 1 )

Title: Refining Gold
Author: danceswithgary (danceswithgary@yahoo.com)
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: R for language
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 2610
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: The crash had been a shock for all of them. The instantaneous loss of power had left John piloting the equivalent of a large rock. John and Rodney spend some quality time in the desert.


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( Refining Gold )

Just in time to let me post in 2007 - I was notified that I won the Silver in the CLFF23 Challenge.

Title: How Lucky I Am
Author: danceswithgary
Email: danceswithgary@yahoo.com
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: S1-S4
Word Count: 5900
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: A simple song brings the past to life with new possibilities for the future.

( How Lucky I Am )

Title: Not Of This Earth
Author: danceswithgary (danceswithgary@yahoo.com)
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG-13 to R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 12580
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: An actor has to have standards. Lex is putting his foot down and absolutely refusing to wear the g-string. That's final!



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( Not Of This Earth )

Title: Zero Effects
Author: danceswithgary
Email: danceswithgary@yahoo.com
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Through S3 Asylum
Word Count: 12,400
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: For Lex, each day is a new beginning. He has no choice. CLFF22 Gold Medal - Fiction. Many thanks to jakrar for a post-challenge beta, any remaining mistakes are mine.

CLFF Waves Site

CLFF22 Gold Medal - Artwork

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screencaps by acampbell and oxoniensis
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( Zero Effects - Part 1 )

Title: Have a Mice Day
Author: danceswithgary
Email: danceswithgary@yahoo.com
Rating: R for language
Word Count: 907
Challenge: Everyone should have a pet in their lives or so it's said. But is it always the right pet? How do others react to it? Is it even normal? Or is it a Smallville mutation? Is it a gift? Does this bring our boys closer together? Pet: Mice
Notes: Many thanks to my betas, selinamoonfire and strlingdragnfly!
Summary: Small, furry and Lex. Who knew? (CLFF 20 entry)

( Have A Mice Day )

Title: Regarding Lex
Author: danceswithgary (danceswithgary@yahoo.com)
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG-13 to R
Warnings: m/m sex
Spoilers: Vague references to Seasons 1-4
Word Count: 19655
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: The story of a man who had everything, but found something more. Remix of 1991 'Regarding Henry'.


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( Regarding Lex (Part 1 of 6) )


Part 2

I know this was going to be for 50_in_50, but since that's been extended to the 30th, I'm going to post this and write the original story I had planned for it instead. So no more teasers - here it is!



Title: Head Over Heels
Author: danceswithgary (danceswithgary@yahoo.com)
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: R
Warnings: m/m sex
Spoilers: Vague references to Seasons 1-4
Word Count: 22366
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: It's tough being a model citizen. Extreme remix of 2001 romantic comedy 'Head Over Heels'.

Standard Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters herein. The characters of Lex Luthor and Clark Kent as well as any supporting characters are the property of their creators and DC Comics. Gough/Millar Inc and the WB Network TV own Smallville. Universal Pictures, Mark Waters and John J. Strauss own 'Head Over Heels'. Any deviations (or deviant behavior) from the originals, however, is mine.

Feedback is both welcome and appreciated.
( Head Over Heels Part 1 )


Part 2